The Amazing Chinese Spoof Papers are here!

Get them while they're HOT! These papers not only burn uneven, they are so harsh that even the most frequent smoker will be brought to fits of coughing! Why on earth would we sell such an amazing product? Well simply because they are already on the market. Some Chinese papers claim to be made of pure hemp, these claims we have found are false. We have even come across some Chinese rolling papers that burn with a green flame. A GREEN FLAME. Just think about that for a second. Do you have any idea what chemicals it takes to burn with a green flame? We aren't even clear if it is an intentional green flame. Maybe just a side effect of the mystery additives that are in the papers. So without further ado.. Here are the Dragonpiss Papers! Yes! You really can order them. Click on the image for more information: